You know you're a gay witch when...

-you really think that a flashy pink cauldron would perfectly symbolize the power of love,
-you perfectly remember you cried when you were told that Albus Dumbledore was gay (you even wrote a letter to JK Rowling in order to thank her),
-you affirm that Daniel Radcliffe has been inspired by the Goddess herself who asked him to engage himself against homophoby (Hogwarts has since become a sacred place you absolutely want to visit),
-you enpower your magickal wand by drawing some symbols on it with your own make-up,
-you pray the Goddess as the Great Divine Drag Queen,
-you're sure the best way to commune with your animal spirit (the bear) is to more often have a drink in the bar you prefer,
-you call the dark room of this bar "the divine shadow-place",
-you realize you chose wicca as a religion because all the males perform naked,
-you go to the gay-pride as if you were going to a religious procession in which you may show the statue of the naked horned God without feeling ashame,
-you have your own perfect way to energize an unlit candle with your own power,well, you know,...
-you say Gardner was practicing sado-masochism and that you personally met him in a back-room,
-you say that licking a athame enointed with hot chocolade is definitely the best way to transfer your energy on it,

Other ideas, anyone ?

Haha... mighty!

- you consider your most potent potions to be hair styling products and a successful glamour is the result of 3 hours of skincare supplements regime.
- Lady GaGa finds her way onto your "Sacred Music" list on iTunes.

-You spend 5 days preparing your own batch of "Follow Me Boy!" perfume oil, and wear it everywhere...

and yes I did...

Posted By Colin Wenger on 20 Mar 2010 01:14 PM
-You spend 5 days preparing your own batch of "Follow Me Boy!" perfume oil, and wear it everywhere...

and yes I did...

... and what was in this perfume pray tell?


Actually a friend may have something similar will go bother him while I wait for details from yourself! lol

oh-my-gosh! Love it! I'm laughing my Satyr ass off over here XD

- You think you have a personal relationship with Pan because you dedicate 'self-love' sessions to him on multiple occasions throughout the day.
- You consecrate your lipbalm with the intent of giving mind shattering orgams to the recipient.
- In the middle of sex you vizualize tendrils going from each of your chakras to connect to your partner's to feel closer & aid in getting each other off better.
- Your sex toys are blessed, cleansed & consecrated as well as dedicated to Deity's that that turn you on.

A perfume oil called "follow me boy" ? So great ! Thank you for sharing the details.

You also know you are a gay witch when :
-you put "Frozen" from Madonna on your list of sacred songs just because it reminds you her "qabbalah" period.
-you think the best way to learn the mysteries of the elemental axis "water-fire" is surely to go to the sauna.

Yes, I'm rather intrigued by this 'Follow Me Boy' recipe as well. The name alone has me kind of.. ahem... err stiff

@Satyr : Very funny. You give me an idea. What about putting a sex-toy on my altar in the living-room. Oh yes, with invoking pentagrams thereon. It would be "glamwitchy". I don't know for my husband but I can easily imagine the scandalized expression on my mother in law's face when she 'll visit us for a cup of coffee...

And...well, I must say... I really have a personal relationship with Pan. No one believes me when I say this but that's a fact... Sometimes, when I meditate I feel he is coming thanks to his...euh, body perfume arriving before, and then, a second later, I feel his left hand on my left shoulder and his beard against my right heek.
Well, fantasm, they say.
But no, it's real. I am convinced. Such a great lover ! The fact is that a gay witch may say that "having fun with an horned god is a wonderful mystical experience".

Posted By Colin Wenger on 20 Mar 2010 01:14 PM
-You spend 5 days preparing your own batch of "Follow Me Boy!" perfume oil, and wear it everywhere...

RECIPE!?!

this coming from a happily "married man" for the last 13+ years, but knows a little spice on the hubby never goes unnoticed! And this is to a man that has aspected Pan in public ritual at Pantheacon a couple of times to, ummmmm, "rave reviews."

consecrating sex toys on the altar hmmmm... i do have a Shiva Lingam and a quartz crystal penis on mine, might not count, but seems to work anyway (grin)

HAHA! Yall are crackin me up!

But ummmm....yeah I'm kind of interested in the "follow me" stuff! *ahem*

oh ok I'll dig up the recipe already... I'll warn you though it requires a shot of cum to key it to you... but it's boiling oil so it's still sanitary... and my "amped up version" is called "Dominus"

I'll post it to the "touched by a candle" section when I get a chance... off to bed... gotta worship pan

I like this one already!!!! haha :-D

Posted By DecryptedNight on 31 Mar 2010 09:11 PM
oh ok I'll dig up the recipe already... I'll warn you though it requires a shot of cum to key it to you...

Hmm Thelemites everywhere will be proud!

You know you are a gay witch when you say "Cruella Devil is the greatest Drag Crone, sorry, I mean the greatest Drag Queen I've ever met. Walt Disney was obviously gay. Otherwise, he wouldn't have had this idea of a such a sacrificial Diva."

You know you are a gay witch because you granted the Goddess for having allowed Ricky Martin to be gay. How did you ? By singing "un dos tres, un pasito pa delante, Maria" and dancing like a crazy whale while casting your circle. You also wrote "Thank you, Ricksugarlove" on a red candle you let burning overnight when you read about his coming out. Ricky Martin is gay. This means the gods exist.

You know you are a gay witch when.......you are known for casting a sirens song spell when clubbing to call guys to the dance floor. ^_--

You know you're a gay witch when... After the dance floor is full, you cast a power sink to draw the freely floating expelled energies to you. Use it to recharge your stamina and power your glamor so as to be prepared for that cute boy who just caught your eye.

OMG! How did you know I did that??.....*blush*

you know you are a gay witch when you go from house to house at Halloween, dressed in Cruella, blessing children by saying : "May the Great Androgyne protect you, sweet honeys. Come and visit me, boys, when you reach your 18's, I'll give you secret treats ointed with a very powerful potion of mine. Blessed be".

Eeew Faune I think that might be pushing it a biteen!